I’ve been reading too many cutesy Pinterest articles lately. Seriously. Too. Many.
I have adorable workout-clothes crafts, probiotic gluten free vegan muffin recipes, and so many inspirational sayings I could start my own “Van Down by the River” sect. But, the most ridiculous memes I have been noticing a lot lately are the articles reminding women to “respect” their husbands.
Really? Why is this a problem?
Have women become such termagants that we need an entire interwebs meme reminding us to be nice to men? Apparently yes.
And, that’s pretty sad.
When did women (or men for that matter) decide that equality equals … for lack of a better word: bitchyness?
Now, someone will intentionally jump all over me that thousands of years of subjegation has forced women into subserviant roles that we must break away from. To which I ask: how are you, today, in this very moment being subjugated?
Not in an escoteric sort of way, in a real and tangible way based on your own actions?
Are you making less than the men you work with? Did you actually negotiate your salary in advance?
Do you pull an unfair amount of weight around the house? Is that perhaps because your definition of clean is more arduous than your roomates/partners?
There is a world where women are treated horifically, raped, beaten, and forced into prostitution to avoid starvation and homelessness.
If you are one of those women, kick, scratch, bite and buck until you throw off the patriarichal unfairness that binds you. Please! For the future of your children’s children, Don’t respect the men who forced you into those dehumanizing positions.
If, however, you’re a mother of three living in the suburbs with a mortgage that’s paid by two people who work together (inside of the house and out) how about before you make another joke about your “helpless husband”, take a minute to ask yourself, “Did I marry a mouth-breathing moron who lived in a cage before I brought him home from the store and socialized him?”
If the answer is no, give the guy a break and throw a bone of praise and the good dirty lingerie his way every once in a while … you know, treat him like the boy you married.
No adorable retro-wall art or biblical post required.
Though the golden rule still applies: if you were a fly on the wall hearing your significant other say the things about you that you say to, or about, him, how would you feel?
Take THAT stupid cleaning commercials that make modern men look like domestic neanderthals!